Happy Birthday Baby - On The Big Black Bus

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He’s trading her in at 30
Because she’s getting too old
She thought they were going to get married
At least that’s what she’d been told

But it’s
Happy Birthday Baby
It’s been great, you were fun
But soon you’ll see through me
Our time together is done.

20 years on there’s a new girl
She caught on to his game
Played on his fear of being alone
And made him give her his name

– Instrument Break –

At his retirement party
After everyone was fed
She pushed back her chair, let down her hair
Turned to her Husband and said…

Happy Birthday Baby
It’s been great, so much fun!
Here’s the Deevorce papers….
I’m taking half,
It’s over,
We’re done!